GAA - Ireland's own Column"
Heart column of 'Ireland's Own', a monthly magazine which prides itself on being very quirky! Well its readers are certainly quirky and/or possessed of a good sense of humour!
a.. Grossly overweight Louth Senior County Full forward, 42 years old, Gemini, seeks nimble sex-pot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and
humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel.
a.. Following a sad recent loss, teetotal Tipperary man, 53, hurling fan, seeks replacement mammy. Must like finches orange, making sandwiches in tinfoil for the big matches and answer to the name Minnie. Thurles area.
a.. Galway man, 50, in desperate need of a ride.
Anything considered.
a.. Bitter, disillusioned Kerry man lately domianted and rejected by
longtime 6 county palying partner seeks decent, honest, beatable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced northern b****es.
a.. Ginger-haired Limerick senior hurler and troublemaker, gets
slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops every night after training, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
a.. Artistic Clare man, 53, former Senior County Hurling Manager - petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along
like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach
essential.
a.. Dublin Chartered accountant, rugby man, 42, seeks female for
marriage. Duties will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office
social functions. References required. No timewasters.
a.. Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a
damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon seeks attractive 21-year-old blonde
lady with chest.
a.. Meath Devil-worshiper, navan area, seeks like-minded
lady for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and stomping and spitting on GAA player from the restt of the country.
a.. Attractive brunette, Macroom area, winner of Miss
Wrangler competition, who's not afraid to cry, for long nights spent comfort
drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please!
a.. Cork man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the Sunday on the 2nd weekend of September betwen 2.00 pm and 11.30 pm.
a.. Grossly overweight Louth Senior County Full forward, 42 years old, Gemini, seeks nimble sex-pot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and
humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel.
a.. Following a sad recent loss, teetotal Tipperary man, 53, hurling fan, seeks replacement mammy. Must like finches orange, making sandwiches in tinfoil for the big matches and answer to the name Minnie. Thurles area.
a.. Galway man, 50, in desperate need of a ride.
Anything considered.
a.. Bitter, disillusioned Kerry man lately domianted and rejected by
longtime 6 county palying partner seeks decent, honest, beatable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced northern b****es.
a.. Ginger-haired Limerick senior hurler and troublemaker, gets
slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops every night after training, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
a.. Artistic Clare man, 53, former Senior County Hurling Manager - petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along
like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach
essential.
a.. Dublin Chartered accountant, rugby man, 42, seeks female for
marriage. Duties will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office
social functions. References required. No timewasters.
a.. Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a
damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon seeks attractive 21-year-old blonde
lady with chest.
a.. Meath Devil-worshiper, navan area, seeks like-minded
lady for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and stomping and spitting on GAA player from the restt of the country.
a.. Attractive brunette, Macroom area, winner of Miss
Wrangler competition, who's not afraid to cry, for long nights spent comfort
drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please!
a.. Cork man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the Sunday on the 2nd weekend of September betwen 2.00 pm and 11.30 pm.
Labels: Championship, Cumann Luthcleas Gael, Football, GAA, Gaelic, Gaelic Athletic Association, humour, Hurling, Jokes, Michael Cusack, Micheál Ó Muircheartaigh, The Sunday Game, Up for the Match
posted by Michael at 5:24 PM
