Cavan County Jokes

(Cavan people will have heard this before)
It was a Cavan league game a few years ago. Cathal Collins was making his debut for the Blues. A well-known Cavan supporter when asked his opinion on the debutant was heard to say on the way out the gate, "Bejaysus, they shot the wrong fuckin Collins"
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'They have a forward line that couldn't punch holes in a paper bag' -- Pat Spillane on the Cavan football team

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I shot a Cavan Cow

I do not know what the hell they are doing up in Cavan.. but mistaking a cow for a fox or rabbit is unforgivable. Its not as if they were city folk (as they dont even ahve downs in Cavan) so its must have been a druken mistake. Anyway its a laugh.


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A Monaghan Footballer (no not a woman!), a meath Footballer and a Cavan Footballer (obviously played in the 50's!) were out fishing on Lough Sheelin one day when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in their boat.

The boys were gob-smacked! "Jaysus" was all they could say in dumb harmony!

The monaghan man said humbly (Yeah right!) "Jesus, me back's been at me ever since I played U16 football against Meath many moons ago. Can you do anything for me? Jesus touched his back and he was relieved of the pain for the first time in 44 years.

The Meath man, sporting a pair of thick black rimmed glases with milk-bottle-end lens, "I haven't seen the stout in front of me since I got a hit in the 1965 under-21 championship match against Dublin. What can you do for me." Jesus gently removed the antique glasses and flung them into the lake and immediately the Meath man could see as far as the Tower of Lloyd in Kells.

Jesus then turned to the Cavan man who leapt to the back of the boat and cried "Don't put a finger on me - I'm on a disability pension!"