Laois County Jokes

I mentioned this a year ago or so about a barrell of a man who was very much involved in Laois GAA and at a junior football match in Abbeyleix one noight he went on just to make up numbers, remember seeing the jersey pulled on and playing with the socks around the trousers and someone elses boots? Anyway he was running around but the low stature was telling and one of the lads shouted at him, "For Fcuks sake Sabu (his nick name) will you go up for the ball to which the reply was "sure I'm not a fcuking eejit, won't it come down to me"

Another one was when a player at a hurling match went to handpass the ball out to one of his half-backs and the opposing forward nipped in and stuck it in the net. The shout from the line went "For Jaysus sake, why don't you try and pass it to one of your own?" to which the player responded "Oh, we have a fucking comedian in the crowd" only to be told "We don't need a comedian in the crowd there are fifteen you ye out there!

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Laois Minors getting very hot and bothered