Sligo County Jokes
Paddy McCormack (digging a hole along the ground with his boot): You're young Kearins, from Sligo. I presume you expect to go back to Sligo this evening. Mickey Kearins: Hopefully.
McCormack: Well, if you don't pass the mark, you have a fair chance of getting back.
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He wouldn't see a foul in a henhouse. Frustrated Sligo fan's judgement of the ref after the 2002 Connacht final.
There are two things in Ireland that would drive you to drink. GAA referees would drive you to drink and the price of drink would drive you to drink. Another Sligo fan at the same match.
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At a Roscommon-Sligo FBD game a couple of years ago the ref was about to throw in. Realising there was no football in the middle of the pitch he shouted over to the Sligo dugout 'Sligo..Sligo..a football' to which came the roar 'Ara ref..sure everyone knows there's no football in Sligo'
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Micheal O Muircheartaigh Masterpieces
"I saw a few Sligo people at Mass in Gardiner street this morning and the omens seem to be good for them, the priest was wearing the same colours as the Sligo jersey! 40 yards out on the Hogan stand side of the field Ciaran Whelan goes on a rampage, its a goal. So much for religion."
McCormack: Well, if you don't pass the mark, you have a fair chance of getting back.
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He wouldn't see a foul in a henhouse. Frustrated Sligo fan's judgement of the ref after the 2002 Connacht final.
There are two things in Ireland that would drive you to drink. GAA referees would drive you to drink and the price of drink would drive you to drink. Another Sligo fan at the same match.
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At a Roscommon-Sligo FBD game a couple of years ago the ref was about to throw in. Realising there was no football in the middle of the pitch he shouted over to the Sligo dugout 'Sligo..Sligo..a football' to which came the roar 'Ara ref..sure everyone knows there's no football in Sligo'
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Micheal O Muircheartaigh Masterpieces
"I saw a few Sligo people at Mass in Gardiner street this morning and the omens seem to be good for them, the priest was wearing the same colours as the Sligo jersey! 40 yards out on the Hogan stand side of the field Ciaran Whelan goes on a rampage, its a goal. So much for religion."
Labels: Championship, Cumann Luthcleas Gael, Football, GAA, Gaelic Athletic Association, humour, Hurling, Jokes, Michael Cusack, Micheál Ó Muircheartaigh, The Sunday Game, Up for the Match
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