Donegal County Jokes

Heard at a recent GAA match between Dublin & Donegal
(to the tune of Country House by Blur):

He lives in a house, a very big house, he's a culchie
Puts cabbage on his bread, has a big mutton head, he's from culchie.
He doesn't pay tax, he wears dirty kaks, he's from culchie.
He doesn't have a shed, he has a barn instead, He's a culchie

To which the Donegal fans responded ...........

She lives in a flat, a very small flat, She's a jackeen,
Takes all manner of pills, nicks cash from tills, she's a jackeen.
She doesn't do a thing, she wears a sovereign ring, she's a jackeen.
Her sister is worse, she keeps spare knickers in her purse, she's a jackeen."