Meath County Jokes

Are Meath back, selector Dudley Farrell was asked after the 2007 Champioship Draw (14 points to Dublin's 1-11 on June 3rd, 2007) with Dublin. "We're not there yet," he said amiably. "We're getting there slowly. Like Iarnród Éireann."





I say no more ... Meath Jerseys .. feckin amadans



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Meath players like to get their retaliation in first. - Cork fan in 1988.

Meath make football a colorful game - you get all black and blue. -
Another Cork fan.

The rules of Meath football are basically simple: if it moves, kick it; if it doesn't move, kick it until it does. - Tyrone fan after a controversial All-Ireland semi-final.

MEATH JOKES
Q. Did you hear the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? A. They had pictures of Meath players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Meath fan in the road? A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q. What do you have when 100 Meath fans are buried up to their neck in sand? A. Not enough sand. Q. What do Meath fans use for birth control? A. Their personalities.

Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Meath fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should youdo? A. Shoot the Meath fan - twice.

Q. What's the difference between the Meath goalie and Pamela Anderson? A. Pamela's only got two tits in front of her.


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They shot the wrong Micheal Collins - Ollie Murphy to referee Micheal Collins after Donegal beat Meath in last year's championship.

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LMFM

KEVIN MALLON

Most likely to say: "Ollie Murphy is after throwing so many dummies, you wouldn't see the likes in a crèche."

Least likely to say: Anything that sounds like Michael Ó Muircheartaigh.

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Boylan, you've won nothing since drug testing came in! - Westmeath fan in 2003