Derry County Jokes
We're taking you off but we're not bothering to put on a sub. Just having you off will improve our situation. - Manager to a club player in Derry.
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Hurry up and make a decision, ref. I have to go home to bale the hay! The late Michael Young during a club game in Derry as the ref dithered about whether to award a penalty.
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When Joe Brolly is winning, he's objectionable. When he's blowing kisses, he's highly objectionable. - Cavan fan
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A Day in the life of a Kerry pundit on RTE
Another Monday, another cheque in the back pocket from RTE thanks to my witty, outrageous and controversial 'Monday Feedback' corner on the Monday Game. The moneys good but it would want to be - dragging me up to this shitheap everyweek away from my beautiful Kingdom. On the upside though, I was backstage in 'makeup' this evening, when who should walk in but Sharon Ni Bheoilan,the chick from the News. I wouldn't mind goingup for a 50/50 ball with her-if you catch my meaning. I think I'll give her a signed copy of my excellent autobiography -that usually has the babes begging for some Kingdom-Love. I don't know why I have to go into makeup anyway,they usually sit me beside those gobshites O'Rourke and Lyster in the studio - sure no makeup could clean those two cunts up -especially O'Rourke, the fuckwit looks like some horrible genetic experiment gone wrong.I read through my emails, phonecalls and letters - you know I don't like Clare fuckers but that psycho Loughnane made one good point in his life - its only nutters that bother ringing into these programs -they should get a life - in fact I think I'll bring that into my rant this evening. Joe Brolly is the other guest tonight, the nordy cunt. Thinks he's as outspoken as me, what the fuck would he know - with only one All-Ireland tohis name. Lyster, that smarmy bollix seems to like him though -I don't trust that fucker. Apparently Brolly is a barrister, what kind of nordy Catholic is a barrister? an orange one, I'd say. He'll take some watching.
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At at Reserve game in county Derry one team who had only the bars fifteen trotted off at the break getting pretty badly beaten and Johnny at full forward was having a nighmare...here is part of the have time talk.
Manager - Johnny, your coming off
Johnny - but we only have the bare 15.
[short pause]
Manager - come on off anyway
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Hurry up and make a decision, ref. I have to go home to bale the hay! The late Michael Young during a club game in Derry as the ref dithered about whether to award a penalty.
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When Joe Brolly is winning, he's objectionable. When he's blowing kisses, he's highly objectionable. - Cavan fan
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A Day in the life of a Kerry pundit on RTE
Another Monday, another cheque in the back pocket from RTE thanks to my witty, outrageous and controversial 'Monday Feedback' corner on the Monday Game. The moneys good but it would want to be - dragging me up to this shitheap everyweek away from my beautiful Kingdom. On the upside though, I was backstage in 'makeup' this evening, when who should walk in but Sharon Ni Bheoilan,the chick from the News. I wouldn't mind goingup for a 50/50 ball with her-if you catch my meaning. I think I'll give her a signed copy of my excellent autobiography -that usually has the babes begging for some Kingdom-Love. I don't know why I have to go into makeup anyway,they usually sit me beside those gobshites O'Rourke and Lyster in the studio - sure no makeup could clean those two cunts up -especially O'Rourke, the fuckwit looks like some horrible genetic experiment gone wrong.I read through my emails, phonecalls and letters - you know I don't like Clare fuckers but that psycho Loughnane made one good point in his life - its only nutters that bother ringing into these programs -they should get a life - in fact I think I'll bring that into my rant this evening. Joe Brolly is the other guest tonight, the nordy cunt. Thinks he's as outspoken as me, what the fuck would he know - with only one All-Ireland tohis name. Lyster, that smarmy bollix seems to like him though -I don't trust that fucker. Apparently Brolly is a barrister, what kind of nordy Catholic is a barrister? an orange one, I'd say. He'll take some watching.
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At at Reserve game in county Derry one team who had only the bars fifteen trotted off at the break getting pretty badly beaten and Johnny at full forward was having a nighmare...here is part of the have time talk.
Manager - Johnny, your coming off
Johnny - but we only have the bare 15.
[short pause]
Manager - come on off anyway
Labels: Championship, Cumann Luthcleas Gael, Football, GAA, Gaelic Athletic Association, humour, Hurling, Jokes, Michael Cusack, Micheál Ó Muircheartaigh, The Sunday Game, Up for the Match
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